CJP Finally Becomes Officially a Political Party

The Cockroach Janta Party finally becomes an official political party today following the student protest.

Reportedly, the eligibility criteria for becoming a politician in India is to persuade suffering people to come out and protest, let them face the police’s wrath, get lathi-charged and tear-gassed, while keeping yourself and your family members away, safe from all the danger. This was exceptionally demonstrated by the leaders of the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) today, who spent more than two hours waiting to meet the leader of the very party whose police were beating up the people they had invited to protest, instead of standing at the forefront with the students and asking the leader to come to them.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a CJP spokesperson said, “He is our senior in politics, so we need to respect him. Besides, students have grown up getting beaten with lathis; they can handle a few more. They’re used to it.”

Now that all the danger has passed, the CJP leaders are on their way to claim credit for all the back-breaking hard work they did today.