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Donald Trump has cancelled the Gaza Peace Plan after he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize today. Speaking to The Fauxy, Trump said, “I would've been the best Nobel Peace Prize winner in the history of the Nobel Peace Prize, but instead t...

Popstar Rihanna is planning to get pregnant again as her fans are not able to recognise her without a baby bump. Fauxy sources suggest that "she is pregnant so often that her fans have completely forgotten how she looked when she wasn’t...

Trump's New H1B Visa policy has effectively killed India's corporate culture, as employees have stopped sucking up to their bosses just to get a chance to go onsite to the US. Speaking to the Fauxy, one Indian employee said, "I was prep...

A GenZ man from Nepal, believed to be paralyzed because he had been spending all his time lying in bed using his phone for years, shocked his family when he got up from his bed after the social media ban. Fauxy sources suggest that "the...

Taylor Swift's wedding is finally happening and here is what we know so far about the preparations. Taylor Swift will be wearing a Sabyasachi lehenga, the price of which isn't revealed, but Fauxy sources suggest that "it is 5 crores". ...

Big news coming in from the White House — former U.S. President Donald Trump has formally demanded a Nobel Peace Prize for “bringing India and China closer.” Amid Trump’s everyday tariff moves against India, China, and Russia, Indian Pr...

As India’s strong response exposes the hypocrisy of the U.S., where they themselves import from Russia while trying to force India to stop doing that, Donald Trump has now imposed tariffs on India’s replies themselves. Speaking to The F...

Pakistanis have started celebrating the upcoming democracy in Pakistan as Donald Trump expresses US interest in Pakistani oil. Fauxy sources suggest that, "seeing the US track record in establishing democracy in countries with oil, Paki...

As the tension between Thailand and Cambodia escalates, the Indian government has already started evacuating Indian students from Thai Massage Parlours. Fauxy sources suggest that "during the evacuation, multiple Indian students were re...

The wife of Astronomer's CEO, who got caught cheating live at Coldplay's concert, has made her first public statement in which she said, "Divorce is inevitable, because I could forgive cheating but listening to Coldplay is where I draw t...

The Coldplay Kiss Cam that exposed the affair between Astronomer’s CEO and its Head of HR—while they were cheating on their partners—has now been revealed to be operated by an ex-employee of Astronomer. Fauxy sources suggest that the "e...

Elon Musk has finally revealed why the Indian Tesla variant costs almost double the U.S. version by listing features that are only present in the Indian one. Titanium Shock Absorbers: Elon Musk first tried to train the Tesla AI to simpl...

PM Modi has decided to officially recognise some new countries to expand his award collection after receiving the highest civilian awards from Ghana and Trinidad & Tobago. Fauxy sources suggest that "these new countries will be Balochis...

In his desperation to get the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump has put a 100% tariff on it and has demanded it to be made in the USA, so he can finally have some influence over it and award it to himself. Speaking to the Fauxy, Trump said, "Ira...

A group of UPSC aspirants who went to Middle-East to convince Israel and Iran not to go to war, so their syllabus won't increase, are now begging the government to evacuate them after the war has intensified. Speaking to The Fauxy, the ...

After attending the lunch hosted by Donald Trump, Pakistani Army Chief Asim Munir invited Trump for dinner in Pakistan — and immediately afterward, asked for a loan to host the dinner party. Fauxy sources suggest that "Trump first refus...

Israel has now decided to secretly deploy Indian government engineers and contractors to Iran and its other enemy nations, so the infrastructure built by them will cost these countries both money and lives. Fauxy sources suggest that af...

After the fallout with Elon Musk, Donald Trump has decided to file for divorce from him in Indian courts to get the maximum alimony. Speaking to The Fauxy, Donald Trump said, "Everyone said I am with him for his money, but I was really ...