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Elon Musk to Learn Begging from Pakistan
Elon Musk to Learn Begging from Pakistan

Elon Musk has decided to learn begging from Pakistan so he can properly beg India to let him launch his Starlink service. Reportedly, after Indians brutally trolled Elon on his own platform for throwing tantrums over not getting permiss...

12/10/2026•1 min read
Europe’s Old Habits Resurface as It Starts Preparing for War
Europe’s Old Habits Resurface as It Starts Preparing for War

As Europe has started preparing for war, its old habits have started resurfacing. Reportedly, Britain asked India to send food supplies and soldiers, whereas, just hearing the word “war,” France already surrendered. Meanwhile, Switzerla...

21/9/2026•1 min read
Modi Govt Celebrates 7.8% GDP Growth with Sugar-Free Sweets
Modi Govt Celebrates 7.8% GDP Growth with Sugar-Free Sweets

The Modi government is celebrating India's 7.8% GDP growth rate with sugar-free sweets. Reportedly, after announcing that India is the world's fastest-growing major economy, Prime Minister Modi distributed sugar-free sweets to ministers...

2/9/2026•1 min read
India’s Healthcare System Becomes the Best in the World
India’s Healthcare System Becomes the Best in the World

Good News For Indians as India’s healthcare system has become so good that the government is putting people into government hospitals who don’t even want to go there. Reportedly, there are no sick people left in India coming to governme...

20/7/2026•1 min read
Man Does Plank All Weekend to Make It Pass Less Slowly
Man Does Plank All Weekend to Make It Pass Less Slowly

A corporate employee, tired after working the entire week, decided to spend the entire weekend doing a plank to make the weekend pass less slowly. Reportedly, frustrated that weekends disappear in the blink of an eye while Mondays arriv...

29/6/2026•1 min read
Indians Queue Up Outside Showrooms
Indians Queue Up Outside Showrooms

Hours after Elon Musk launched the flying Tesla Roadster, Indians queued up outside Tesla showrooms. Elon Musk’s Tesla has launched a flying version of the Roadster, prompting Indians to queue outside Tesla showrooms, insisting that no ...

17/10/2026•1 min read