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Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI
Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI

Two days after the conclusion of the 2026 AI Summit in Delhi, the government is holding a high-level meeting to finalise the full form of AI from the various versions suggested by Narendra Modi, such as Aspirational India, America India,...

23/2/2026•1 min read
Trump Claims Victory in Iran-Israel-US War
Trump Claims Victory in Iran-Israel-US War

Donald Trump has claimed victory in the Iran War yet again, stating that the aim of the war was regime change in Iran, which they successfully did by replacing Ayatollah Khamenei with Mojtaba Khamenei. Trump also added that the United S...

27/3/2026•1 min read
Couple Arrives at 6 AM, Tours the City Before 2 PM Hotel Check-In
Couple Arrives at 6 AM, Tours the City Before 2 PM Hotel Check-In

Big news coming in from Udaipur, where a couple visiting the city arrived at 6 AM, but their hotel check-in was scheduled for 2 PM. During this time, the couple toured the entire city and returned without going to the hotel. Fauxy sourc...

24/2/2026•1 min read
Apple Fakes Tim Cook’s Firing as CEO
Apple Fakes Tim Cook’s Firing as CEO

Apple has faked Tim Cook’s firing from the post of CEO to send him to join an Android company as an Apple spy and slow down their innovation like he did at Apple. Reportedly, while Android companies are making trifold phones, 100X zoom ...

22/4/2026•1 min read
Trump to Contest Election in Pakistan
Trump to Contest Election in Pakistan

Donald Trump has announced that he will contest elections in Pakistan, saying he is very popular there. Reportedly, a day after Shehbaz Sharif posted an X post drafted by the White House, Trump claimed that the post had gone viral and s...

9/4/2026•1 min read