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Thief with ADHD Forgets Why He Entered the House
Thief with ADHD Forgets Why He Entered the House

A thief with ADHD successfully broke into a house, only to forget why he came there as soon as he entered through the door. Security footage shows that he entered the house confidently, but then stood there for five minutes scratching h...

25/10/2025•1 min read
Employee Sends Reel Instead of Business Proposal to Client
Employee Sends Reel Instead of Business Proposal to Client

Due to force of habit, an employee sent a reel instead of a million-dollar business proposal to a client. Reportedly, the man was so addicted to reels that he sent a relatable reel to the client instead of the real business proposal he ...

25/10/2025•1 min read
Employees Cry Nepotism as AI CEO Replaces Them with AI
Employees Cry Nepotism as AI CEO Replaces Them with AI

The employees of a company that recently replaced its CEO with AI have started accusing the new AI CEO of nepotism after it replaced most of them with other AI systems. Speaking to The Fauxy, the fired employees said, “We worked so hard...

4/10/2025•1 min read
Man Injures Himself While Trying to Kill the Ravana Inside Him
Man Injures Himself While Trying to Kill the Ravana Inside Him

An Ayodhya man injured himself while trying to kill the Ravana inside him. Reportedly, the man received a message from his crush today saying, "This Dussehra, instead of Ravana's effigy, burn the Ravana inside you." To impress her, the ...

2/10/2025•1 min read