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Ozempic has reportedly sued a woman who gained weight despite being on Ozempic for months. The woman got on Ozempic as a last resort to lose weight after she failed to slim down despite buying a gym membership, purchasing a yoga mat, et...

A Mumbai man who gave up sugar, fast food, sleep-ins, relationships, and basic happiness to add five extra years to his life is now suffering through those years as well. Fauxy sources say the man stopped eating anything that tasted goo...

Two days after the conclusion of the 2026 AI Summit in Delhi, the government is holding a high-level meeting to finalise the full form of AI from the various versions suggested by Narendra Modi, such as Aspirational India, America India,...

Pakistan has issued an advisory asking its citizens to leave Pakistan amid the ongoing Iran–Israel war. Reportedly, the Iran–Israel war has caused more casualties in Pakistan than in Iran and Israel, as many Pakistanis died while protes...

A Bajrang Dal member currently serving his notice period was reportedly seen beating himself for having a girlfriend. Fauxy Sources say the member was proposed to by a girl on Propose Day and he couldn’t say no. Soon after, he resigned ...

A Bengaluru manager has asked one of his employees to postpone his mental breakdown until after office hours. Reportedly, the employee had just moved to Bengaluru from his hometown and, due to stress caused by work, language, house hunt...

Mahindra Thar dealers have started offering a 20% discount on lawyers for new Thar buyers after seeing yet another Thar accident today. Reportedly, as Thar drivers have turned Indian roads even more dangerous than the roads in Gaza, Tha...

Two days after the Galgotias University fiasco at the AI summit, professor Neha Singh has received offers from multiple mainstream media channels for her ability to lie convincingly in front of the camera. Neha Singh, the communication ...

Big news coming in from Udaipur, where a couple visiting the city arrived at 6 AM, but their hotel check-in was scheduled for 2 PM. During this time, the couple toured the entire city and returned without going to the hotel. Fauxy sourc...

A businessman has posted a job opening for a driver on LinkedIn after his son allegedly killed pedestrians while driving his sports car. Reportedly, the family driver was on leave when the businessman’s son took the car out for a ride a...

On Wednesday, the Modi government clapped for itself for anticipating the Iran–Israel war years ago and keeping fuel prices high, while other countries are only beginning to increase them now. After Iran announced the shutdown of the St...

The Oscars have taken a strong stand against war after realising that the United States isn’t winning the U.S.–Iran conflict, meaning Hollywood will not be able to make a billion-dollar movie about it later. Reportedly, Hollywood depend...

In a bizarre incident, a man entered an airport smoking room without buying a cigarette, prompting companies to consider legal action. Reportedly, he decided to enjoy secondhand smoke instead, citing massive price hikes. Inspired by him...

New Delhi: After many citizens complained that the government and babus lack sensitivity and compassion, the government has decided to induct AI to bring the human touch. Speaking to The Fauxy, a government official said, “It’s not easy...

An advanced AI model has refused to attend the Delhi AI Summit due to pollution. Reportedly, the advanced AI has developed human-like consciousness and survival instincts. So, when its developers attempted to connect to its server to sh...

Not Iran, not Israel, nor the US is winning the war — it is you who are the ultimate winner of this war. As Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, leading to a fuel crisis in countries that have nothing to do with this war, you are bound...

While citizens of other countries are panicking amid the Iran–Israel war, India has been secretly training its citizens to be war-ready for years. From people being killed due to falling bridges, crumbling infrastructure, chemicals leak...

After defaming Indian businessmen, Air India, and India’s civic sense, foreign forces have now set their sights on BSNL. After the lavish arrangements for BSNL Director Vivek Banzal’s trip to Prayagraj were leaked, foreign forces became...