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Modi Govt Celebrates 7.8% GDP Growth with Sugar-Free Sweets
Modi Govt Celebrates 7.8% GDP Growth with Sugar-Free Sweets

The Modi government is celebrating India's 7.8% GDP growth rate with sugar-free sweets. Reportedly, after announcing that India is the world's fastest-growing major economy, Prime Minister Modi distributed sugar-free sweets to ministers...

2/9/2026•1 min read
India’s Healthcare System Becomes the Best in the World
India’s Healthcare System Becomes the Best in the World

Good News For Indians as India’s healthcare system has become so good that the government is putting people into government hospitals who don’t even want to go there. Reportedly, there are no sick people left in India coming to governme...

20/7/2026•1 min read
Man Does Plank All Weekend to Make It Pass Less Slowly
Man Does Plank All Weekend to Make It Pass Less Slowly

A corporate employee, tired after working the entire week, decided to spend the entire weekend doing a plank to make the weekend pass less slowly. Reportedly, frustrated that weekends disappear in the blink of an eye while Mondays arriv...

29/6/2026•1 min read
Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI
Government Holds High-Level Meeting to Finalise Full Form of AI

Two days after the conclusion of the 2026 AI Summit in Delhi, the government is holding a high-level meeting to finalise the full form of AI from the various versions suggested by Narendra Modi, such as Aspirational India, America India,...

23/2/2026•1 min read
AI Learning Begins in the Womb
AI Learning Begins in the Womb

A bizarre story is coming in from Delhi, where a mother has reportedly started her child’s AI learning journey while the baby is still in her womb. With competition increasing every year, parents have already begun enrolling children in...

8/7/2026•1 min read