Indians Queue Up Outside Showrooms

Hours after Elon Musk launched the flying Tesla Roadster, Indians queued up outside Tesla showrooms.

Elon Musk’s Tesla has launched a flying version of the Roadster, prompting Indians to queue outside Tesla showrooms, insisting that no one needs a flying car more than Indians do.

Reportedly, the flying car will be particularly useful for Indians for the following reasons:

* Dodging potholes: Indians can finally fly over potholes instead of risking their lives navigating them.
* Skipping tolls: They can now bypass toll booths without damaging the booths or getting into fights with toll booth employees.
* Avoiding traffic challans: Motorists can simply fly over traffic police officers to avoid getting pulled over and fined.
* Beating traffic jams: The Roadster will solve another major problem for Indians by allowing them to fly over other cars instead of being stuck in traffic for hours.

However, despite its numerous potential benefits for Indian motorists, the Indian government is unlikely to approve the flying car for use in India.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk is reportedly planning to call Anand Mahindra an oligarch, as the Tesla Roadster could pose a threat to the Flying Thar.