Politics

Promising to increase women’s representation in politics, the hypocrite Modi has reduced their representation in the recently held elections. This has happened just a few days after Modi’s address to the nation on women’s reservation in...

The Cockroach Janta Party finally becomes an official political party today following the student protest. Reportedly, the eligibility criteria for becoming a politician in India is to persuade suffering people to come out and protest, ...

The Tamilnadu election result has once again proved that the state has a higher literacy rate than a North Indian state. The mandate is such that one needs to know higher mathematics to understand the majority. And for the same reason, ...

Galgotias University has won the tender to develop new EVMs for the upcoming elections. Reportedly, impressed by their AI dog and cutting-edge drone showcased at the Delhi AI Summit, the government has awarded Galgotias University the c...

After lathi charge and tear gas failed to break the protesters' resolve, the Modi government is reportedly preparing an even stronger action to clear the protest site. Reportedly, the government is planning to play Mann Ki Baat on louds...

Raghav Chadha is reportedly learning to speak at 2X speed after the Aam Aadmi Party removed him from the Deputy Leader position, significantly cutting his allotted time to speak in Parliament. Lately, Raghav Chadha has been raising poin...

Big news is coming in from New Delhi where PM Modi is likely to resign as a “return gift” to the nation as he turns 75 today. Reportedly, PM Modi himself had framed the BJP rule of “no work after 75 years.” People believe that Modi will...

To prove their friendship, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin have decided to campaign for PM Modi in the Bihar election—just like PM Modi campaigned for Trump in 2019. The campaign will kick off with a bike rally, where President Xi Jinping...

The government has rejected all the claims of E20 petrol ruining the vehicle's engine by saying that vehicles don't have a liver, so how can ethanol ruin it. Speaking to The Fauxy, a government spokesperson said, "Our Minister Nitin Gad...

The Government has responded to Rahul Gandhi's allegations of voter fraud by saying that voters have more rights now than in Congress rule, as now they can vote more than once. Speaking to The Fauxy, a Government spokesperson said, "Whe...

India's defence export orders has suddenly doubled after India started offering a weapon even deadlier than the F-35 and B2 bombers — BJP MLAs. Speaking to The Fauxy, the spokesperson of the defence ministry said, "As the news of a BJP ...

PM Modi has been struggling to get a front-facing picture in recent years, as the Indian media automatically bows down in front of him out of respect—resulting in only low-angle shots. Speaking to The Fauxy, a prominent Indian journalis...

A man travelling without a ticket vowed to vote for PM Modi for life after successfully bribing the TC by withdrawing cash from the newly installed ATM on his train. Speaking to The Fauxy, both the man and the TC, while praising the Rai...

Mamata Banerjee's TMC and BJP are likely to form an alliance for the upcoming Bengal elections as they share the same ideology of ignoring persecuted Hindus. Speaking to The Fauxy, the spokespersons of both parties, in unison, said, "We...

In its continuous oppression of Muslims, the Indian government today passed the draconian Waqf Amendment Bill—stripping the Waqf Board of its right to own everything. Now, the people illegally occupying Waqf land just because they inher...

Multiple occurrences of comedians making jokes and hurting the sentiments, especially of politicians, a minority in India, have finally forced the government to table and pass the Anti-Comedy Bill in Parliament with the full support of a...

The BJP government has patted itself on the back for successfully controlling 'inflation' in the stock market by bringing down share prices, which had been rising for years. Speaking to The Fauxy, a BJP leader said, "Rich people kept th...

Big win for feminists across India as, compelled by the movie Mrs., BJP was forced to choose a woman, Rekha Gupta, as the new Chief Minister of Delhi. Fauxy sources suggest that "after consistently choosing male Chief Ministers in all 2...