Politics

To prove their friendship, Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin have decided to campaign for PM Modi in the Bihar election—just like PM Modi campaigned for Trump in 2019. The campaign will kick off with a bike rally, where President Xi Jinping...

The government has rejected all the claims of E20 petrol ruining the vehicle's engine by saying that vehicles don't have a liver, so how can ethanol ruin it. Speaking to The Fauxy, a government spokesperson said, "Our Minister Nitin Gad...

The Government has responded to Rahul Gandhi's allegations of voter fraud by saying that voters have more rights now than in Congress rule, as now they can vote more than once. Speaking to The Fauxy, a Government spokesperson said, "Whe...

India's defence export orders has suddenly doubled after India started offering a weapon even deadlier than the F-35 and B2 bombers — BJP MLAs. Speaking to The Fauxy, the spokesperson of the defence ministry said, "As the news of a BJP ...

PM Modi has been struggling to get a front-facing picture in recent years, as the Indian media automatically bows down in front of him out of respect—resulting in only low-angle shots. Speaking to The Fauxy, a prominent Indian journalis...

A man travelling without a ticket vowed to vote for PM Modi for life after successfully bribing the TC by withdrawing cash from the newly installed ATM on his train. Speaking to The Fauxy, both the man and the TC, while praising the Rai...

Mamata Banerjee's TMC and BJP are likely to form an alliance for the upcoming Bengal elections as they share the same ideology of ignoring persecuted Hindus. Speaking to The Fauxy, the spokespersons of both parties, in unison, said, "We...

In its continuous oppression of Muslims, the Indian government today passed the draconian Waqf Amendment Bill—stripping the Waqf Board of its right to own everything. Now, the people illegally occupying Waqf land just because they inher...

Multiple occurrences of comedians making jokes and hurting the sentiments, especially of politicians, a minority in India, have finally forced the government to table and pass the Anti-Comedy Bill in Parliament with the full support of a...

The BJP government has patted itself on the back for successfully controlling 'inflation' in the stock market by bringing down share prices, which had been rising for years. Speaking to The Fauxy, a BJP leader said, "Rich people kept th...

Big win for feminists across India as, compelled by the movie Mrs., BJP was forced to choose a woman, Rekha Gupta, as the new Chief Minister of Delhi. Fauxy sources suggest that "after consistently choosing male Chief Ministers in all 2...

US President Donald Trump gave a warm welcome to Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the White House on Thursday. In a moment that caught attention, President Trump was seen pulling out a chair for PM Modi. While BJP leaders and suppo...

Before even deciding on the Chief Minister of Delhi, the BJP has already decided that they will not be inviting Donald Trump to the CM's inauguration ceremony. Fauxy sources suggest that "Donald Trump was quite excited to attend the cel...

As the BJP ends Aam Aadmi Party's 10-year rule in Delhi, Arvind Kejriwal has launched a protest against the BJP at Jantar Mantar over Yamuna's pollution. Speaking to The Fauxy, Kejriwal said, "It's already been hours since the BJP's vic...

Punjab’s CM, Bhagwant Mann, has demanded the Bharat Ratna for illegal immigrants deported from the U.S. Speaking to The Fauxy, Mann said, "These illegal immigrants spent their own money to immigrate illegally because they didn’t want to...

Just a day after referring to President Droupadi Murmu as a “poor thing,” Sonia Gandhi has decided to reveal her Swiss bank account balance to justify her remark. Yesterday, following President Murmu’s address to the joint parliamentary...

Failing to take a dip at Mahakumbh, a man has reportedly joined the BJP to wash away his sins. The man canceled his Mahakumbh trip due to fears of overcrowding and began searching for alternative ways to cleanse himself of his sins. He ...

Two days after the stampede at Mahakumbh, UP CM Yogi Adityanath has ordered CM Yogi Adityanath to bulldoze the house of CM Yogi Adityanath as Yogi Adityanath takes responsibility for the stampede at Mahakumbh. Reportedly, poor managemen...