Cracker Enthusiast Hospitalized After Holding His Cough to Prove There’s No Pollution From Crackers

A cracker enthusiast from Delhi has been hospitalized after he continuously held in his cough to prove that there’s no pollution caused by crackers.

Fauxy sources suggest that "the man believed crackers don’t cause pollution and that it’s all just a conspiracy to stop people from celebrating their festivals. However, after bursting crackers, when pollution levels spiked and his throat started getting itchy, he held his cough to prove himself right. He even claimed that people’s eyesight is getting weaker when they complained about reduced visibility in the air".

Currently, his condition is worsening in the hospital, as he is refusing to wear an oxygen mask, insisting that the air in Delhi is completely fine.