Thar Dealers Offer 20% Discount on Lawyers for New Mahindra Thar Buyers

Mahindra Thar dealers have started offering a 20% discount on lawyers for new Thar buyers after seeing yet another Thar accident today.

Reportedly, as Thar drivers have turned Indian roads even more dangerous than the roads in Gaza, Thar dealers realised that buyers need a lawyer more than a licence, registration, or insurance. So the lawyer can get them anticipatory bail even before they take the car out of the dealership.

Speaking to Fauxy, a Thar dealer said, “As Thar drivers are mostly illiterate and have IQs less than the number of wheels in a Thar, we are also offering essay writers at nominal rates.”

Currently, a Thar driver has killed a pedestrian, and now the dealers are offering blame-taking drivers as an add-on accessory.