Trump Claims Victory in Iran-Israel-US War

Donald Trump has claimed victory in the Iran War yet again, stating that the aim of the war was regime change in Iran, which they successfully did by replacing Ayatollah Khamenei with Mojtaba Khamenei.

Trump also added that the United States had to spend billions of dollars on ammunition, endure skyrocketing oil prices, and watch stock markets fall all over the world, but described these as a small price to pay for the humongous achievement of killing an 86-year-old man.

Speaking to Fauxy, Trump said, “Now the only remaining objective of the war is to open the Strait of Hormuz; then I will be the King of Hormuz.”

Currently, Trump is thanking everyone for their attention to this matter, especially Arab countries.