World to Pause Wars on Diwali So Indians Can Celebrate Without Worrying About Pollution

Countries around the world have decided to pause all wars on Diwali so Indians can celebrate with crackers, yet the overall pollution levels remain the same.

Reportedly, the ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine will take place on Choti Diwali out of respect for PM Modi. Fauxy sources suggest that even Hamas has agreed to a peace deal with Israel just before Diwali for this reason, and they might resume the war after Chhath Puja.

However, Afghanistan has refused to participate, stating that they won’t need to pause the war because they’ll beat Pakistan before Diwali.