Australia deliberately loses today to let cricket win

Big news is coming from Dubai, where Australia deliberately lost today's match to India to let cricket win, as in Australia, no one celebrates even a World Cup victory, while Indians take out victory parades even for a T20 win.

Fauxy sources suggest "this was the reason why Pat Cummins and Mitchell Starc didn't play, and Travis Head also got knocked out early, despite being India's arch-nemesis".

However, no one still cares in Australia, but Pakistanis are cursing and burning effigies of Australian players for letting India win.