#BREAKING: AI to Be Inducted into Government for Human Touch

New Delhi: After many citizens complained that the government and babus lack sensitivity and compassion, the government has decided to induct AI to bring the human touch.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a government official said, “It’s not easy to train these babus and politicians or expect them to shed their ingrained ego and attitude. Hence, we are bringing a law to reserve seats for AI to add a human touch while dealing with sensitive issues like the UGC Bill, bridge collapses, etc.”

These AI robots are programmed with basic humane skills such as not lathi-charging protesting citizens, not defending administrative failures, not blaming victims for accidents, and not taking bribes from the victims themselves.

Currently, the same government babus are secretly feeding apathy and inhuman-skills datasets to these AI systems — just to keep their own jobs safe.