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How India Is Secretly Training Its Citizens to Be War-Ready

While citizens of other countries are panicking amid the Iran–Israel war, India has been secretly training its citizens to be war-ready for years. From people being killed due to falling bridges, crumbling infrastructure, chemicals leak...

The Fauxy Team
8 March 2026
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How India Is Secretly Training Its Citizens to Be War-Ready

While citizens of other countries are panicking amid the Iran–Israel war, India has been secretly training its citizens to be war-ready for years.

From people being killed due to falling bridges, crumbling infrastructure, chemicals leaking from factories, and skyrocketing prices of basic necessities, people have become accustomed to war-like situations in peacetime, thanks to the Indian government.

Speaking to The Fauxy, a government spokesperson said, “Our citizens do not need to fear war because even if some country attacks us tomorrow, our citizens won’t even notice a difference in their lives.”

Currently, India is training its citizens for biological warfare by supplying contaminated food and water to them.