Opinion

Iran–Israel–US war is to make you fit

Not Iran, not Israel, nor the US is winning the war — it is you who are the ultimate winner of this war. As Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, leading to a fuel crisis in countries that have nothing to do with this war, you are bound...

The Fauxy Team
12 March 2026
1 min read
Iran–Israel–US war is to make you fit

Not Iran, not Israel, nor the US is winning the war — it is you who are the ultimate winner of this war.

As Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, leading to a fuel crisis in countries that have nothing to do with this war, you are bound to get fitter.

As CNG, petrol, and diesel are getting costlier, you will have to walk to work, helping you complete your 10K steps.

The LPG crisis is already showing lower footfalls in restaurants, along with reduced food delivery services, making you eat healthier.

Airlines cancelling flights and increasing prices are making you cancel your vacations and follow a healthier routine instead.

Support war if you want to get fitter.