Oscars Say “No to War” After Realizing They Aren’t Winning Anymore

The Oscars have taken a strong stand against war after realising that the United States isn’t winning the U.S.–Iran conflict, meaning Hollywood will not be able to make a billion-dollar movie about it later.

Reportedly, Hollywood depends on America attacking other countries so later they can make movies about it and earn billions of dollars and Oscar nominations. But since this time they are struggling against a single country despite having multiple countries on their side, the Oscars asked Javier Bardem to say “No to war” last night during the award ceremony.

Speaking to The Fauxy, an Oscar official said, “We would have considered a movie despite losing, if we were losing to a white country, but losing to a brown country? Hell no.”

Currently, Donald Trump has given up on the Nobel Prize and is demanding an Oscar for acting like he is winning every day in press conferences.